voltaic blue apple tree
fuckyeahdavidbowie:

(via jedijazzhands)
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
unknown (via verymuch) (via infoneernet)
What do you mean, ‘why do I want to know what time the liquor store opens’?
moi
The internet, as we are coming to understand, is no longer about pages. It is about people. As a corollary to this (and counter to McLuhan’s thesis), the medium is not the message. The medium is the member.

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standbybrittany:

whattheycallreality:

flickflickflicker:

un:laureola:(via helloszabi)

I don’t know what this is, but if it looks like Yoda dancing, I like it.

WORK

Bow chicka wow wow! Seriously, though, wow.

standbybrittany:

whattheycallreality:

flickflickflicker:

un:laureola:(via helloszabi)

I don’t know what this is, but if it looks like Yoda dancing, I like it.

WORK

Bow chicka wow wow! Seriously, though, wow.

ledgergermane:

uncertaintimes:Jean Coulon
Tuba-Bike makes me happy.

ledgergermane:

uncertaintimes:Jean Coulon

Tuba-Bike makes me happy.

Is it weird that this makes the Desperate Housewives theme music play in my head?

Is it weird that this makes the Desperate Housewives theme music play in my head?

(via lolerature)
Hunter S. Awesome

(via lolerature)

Hunter S. Awesome

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fuckyeahdavidbowie:

fuckyeah1980s:

David Bowie and Bing Crosby - Little Drummer Boy

This shit is BEAUTIFUL.

If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn’t.
Emmerson Pugh (via chrbutler)
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Oscar Wilde (via quote-book) (via infoneernet)
walk the line
Jackson: you are such a fashionista Dan
Jackson: you are the only person i know who's ever linked me to a style blog
Dan: (I try)
Jackson: and i think you've done it thrice
Dan: (I'm a grownup, dammit, I should dress like one)
Jackson: i can really get into fashion
Jackson: but i just have no money to spend on clothing
Jackson: not even cheapo discount thrift clothing
Dan: Neither do I, really. But I like looking at well-dressed men.
Jackson: god i love it when you walk the line
Dan: I really like giving off an ambiguously gay vibe, I don't know why.
Dan: I don't have any real desire to make sexy times with another guy. I just like people to think that I might.
Jackson: i hope it's because you have a congenital intuition for sexual justice and are doing your part to smash gender stereotypes
Jackson: if you ever come out as gay though all your good works will be for naught
Dan: I'll be sure to keep fucking women then, for the good of us all.
Jackson: thanks bro you're a true bro
A Red Flag

clientsfromhell:

Client: We like Comic Sans

Living vitally is not easier than living morbidly - it’s just better.
Stephen Colbert