January 2011
30 posts
speakmnemosyne:
David Bowie - Oh! You Pretty...
A Disgruntled Customer
by ~ModernPhilosophy14
Hello, customer service? Yes, it’s me. Jesus H. Christ. I’m calling to file a return request form and Also to submit some complaints to the staff on the qualityOf your product number two four six nine eight oneAdvertised in your bimonthly catalogue as ‘Humanity’.Now, please hear me out, I generally don’t give a hoot about theseSort of things,...
Who wants to petition with me, to get someone to...
thelittletaylor:
I want justice!
“People say “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin (via recursiverecursion)
that prophetable meme, Jesus
I have questioned a handful of Christians as to their thoughts on a professed believer who doesn’t accept the divinity of Christ, and their response has been uniform: respect without validation. It makes me feel a bit as though I’ve been cheated out of my birthright as the descendant of Catholics, Methodists, Jews and Christian Scientists. I am a member of a church at which I have...
WatchThis one’s for you, Donaghy.